The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had to do over again. "Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."…
PRACTICING WHAT YOU PREACH An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He…
Opening Joke:? WHEN I GOT TO HEAVEN I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door. Not by the beauty of it all By the lights or its decor.…
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. Problem was, the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's…
Matthew 5:1-12 When Jesus saw the crowds, he went up the mountain; and after he sat down, his disciples came to him. 2Then he began to speak, and taught them,…